Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.

'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''

by strandedharper April 20, 2017

panicdotal

An unreliable story or excuse created under duress in the moment of panic.

He was so frightened he lied, creating a panicdotal story.

by Pseudon42 April 25, 2017

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

police raped

Where an officer or higher executive official is a victim of assault, usually sexually.

Yeah! Officer John was police raped!

by pleasedtoplease November 6, 2017

police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017

Peniclub

A club/group of people , or Peniclubers who are shit at what they do or just cant do something in general

BOBBY :Goddamn brian is probably in the peniclub he cant make a goal for shit"
BOBBERT:YEAH HES SHIT

by $BlinkBolt.co$ December 7, 2017

Phonic Freak

People that speak like absolute autists and can never speak like a normal sane human being.

Person: There’s no sink in the water, oh I mean there’s no water in the sink.

Me: Spit it out you phonic freak.

by hillbillyscrag123 February 3, 2018