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Dutch in the Pants

A negative term for a guy who is lacking sexually in terms of stamina, size, or performance.
"He was perfect, but I just couldn't date him because he was dutch in the pants."

"I got hot and heavy last night, but I was dutch in the pants and came after only 30 seconds."
by Karynina September 17, 2011
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Hollister Pants

Overly expensive jeans bought by preppy suburban girls that are overly obsessed with looking like faux surfer faggot robots.
Also see American Eagle and Abercrombie
Jenni: Oh my god KiKi1 I bought the COOLEST Hollister Pants yesterday!
Kiki:Oh my gooooddddddddd Jenni! I know thirty people that have that exact same pair!
by Jenzilla January 21, 2009
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bitch pants

A person, normally female, who is in a particularly bad mood.
"Danielle stop complaining and take off your bitch pants."
by Lori L. Danielle S. Lisa H. November 29, 2007
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pants down

Old fashioned humor that is corny but still gets a laugh as in the Vaudeville skits when a man's pants drop.
That skit was so pants down.
by Bob B.. January 2, 2008
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adventure pants

any pair of pants specifically designed for outdoor activities, such as hiking, trekking, camping, etc... usually available at recreational supply stores.
We're hiking Mt. Whitney tomorrow! Don't forget your adventure pants!
by projectaristotle July 7, 2011
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Pillow Pants

pillow pants can be used as a verb or an adjective describing a person.

As an Adjective: A person who on more than one occasion has prevented a sexual act from occurring.

As a Verb: The act of preventing a sexual act from occurring.

The term itself comes from the film, "Clerks 2" in which the pillow pants is a troll living in a girls vagina that bites off a guy's penis if he tries to have sex with her before her 21st birthday.
Adjective: That guy is a pillow pants! he walked in just as i was taking her shirt off!

Verb: I totally pillow pantsed my brother yesterday. I walked in just as he was taking her shirt off!
by Crannberry December 6, 2009
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monkey pants

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.
Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.
by Billy Hogan July 30, 2008
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