Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

flesh balls

the distinction of seeing a man's actual, unclothed testacles.

OMG, I totally saw his flesh balls hanging out of his short shorts. I'm not talking about an outline, this reference is talking about actual testicles visible outside of any fabric. It's real, nude, scrotum.

by Dirty Santa September 7, 2009

Ball-burgler

A word used to describe a person who "burgles" a man's balls of their semen, through clever persuasion.

"Burnard not again, we've already been at it twice this morning you ball-burgler"

by Willybum291 February 24, 2020

NOGGA Balls

Nogga balls are balls who are balls from the nigga people who live under the sea "I still see your shadows in my room"

I love Nogga Balls

by SSSyourdad March 24, 2022

Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.

Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!

by Mork7300 January 26, 2016

Ball Slosh

A hot, sloppy, wet blow job.

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018