The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Get the Five foot nothingmug. Adverb, Slang
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
Get the Neurotypical High-Fivemug. You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
Get the Hamilton high fivemug. by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021
Get the Five star fuckmug. I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute
by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016
Get the five finger flutemug. First you find a girl that would be down for a three way one friend gets behind and hits it from the back and the other gets in front and gets sucked off. the two friends then high five over the object in the middle
by Smallchungus__69 March 15, 2022
Get the Hamilton high fivemug. Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
by buffbutler October 3, 2010
Get the diet high-fivemug.