Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020

Cinder Block

The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.

Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.

A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.

Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...

by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012

shirt block

The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.

WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.

(...much later...)

chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!

by 4jarvis December 3, 2011

PC Block

Kind of like a cock block, but when on Call of Duty playing Search and Destroy with another person, and someone else joins you and forces you out of private chat.

Me and Fag Bag were playing Search then Winters joined and PC blocked us.

by Skitzafreniac February 25, 2011

Hater Block

To sick out your arm and apply force to someone.

Dude, I was totaly walking, and that loser hater blocked me and i almost fell backwards.

by YeahDontThinkSo March 3, 2011

d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...

d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin

by olif July 13, 2011

clock blocked

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her

"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."

by Maverickzod September 23, 2011