Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Math

Math is an acronym

M.A.T.H. stands for

Mental Abuse To Humans

This is Math. : (

by Fice123 October 23, 2018

can in math

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Can in math

by Yzz December 4, 2020

Math

Math is a thing that you use as part of your daily basis and life.

Teacher: "Say math in French, kids"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"

by BrightDefinitions June 14, 2022

Wither Animations and Math

A youtuber that makes geometry dash content and animations (this is totally not written by him)

Wither Animations and Math is the best youtuber!

by Wither Animations and Math March 23, 2024

Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.

"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"

by John Yang May 16, 2018