failure face

a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.

The person who invented this saying is a failure face.

by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

Ur face

An insult similar to ur mom, insultation of the face

bitchpleez90210: u r sooooo ugly omg
as_if_321123: yeah well ur face is hella ugly! like ur mom!!

by The girl who want to have Ryan Ross' babies July 17, 2006

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Smiley Faces

Bitches love 'em.

Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.

by Alastair E. September 29, 2008

Epic Face

the face that you make when you and your best friend stare at each other and you know exactly what he/she is thinking, usually is followed by the epic hand motion and a few minutes of hysteria, Originally invented by RandyKane.

-Kane, Randdddyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
-Randy, What?
-Kane, *Epic Face*
-Randy, *Epic Face*

by Koozey December 14, 2011

gerbil face

Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.

Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!

by 1412 January 15, 2008