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Uno reverse card

by Byecryfrenchfry April 16, 2020
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vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"
Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!
by Original_MNH April 12, 2024
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Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.
Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."
by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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Cheese Card

by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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