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Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.
Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex
by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018
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google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.
A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.
by vladdycat October 14, 2011
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!
If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.
by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020
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google

its gonna die...
by Funmoring46 July 29, 2021
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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 6, 2019
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Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
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