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shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
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TNR cats

TNR stands for trap neuter return this only works on feral cats feral stands for wild, a trap can be a drop trap ore a normal trap then comes Neuter its another word for not having baby’s anymore but for cats is not having kittens. TheN. Comes return return is When you put them back in the wild so where you got them before.
TNR cats is just to stop having more cats come in the world because they will end up being killed sadly
by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019
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midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.
I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee
by Death by cat July 17, 2020
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Calie Cats

An incest freak who has intercourse with her sisters. It is sure to make you cry because of how ugly it is. You’ll never want to see it again. It smells rancid like cat pee and lives in the woods. It listens to cbat by Hudson mowhaeke four times a day
“Have you walked past Calie cats today? It smells so gross
by Peepee472 September 6, 2022
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Putty cat

A kitty with a big pussy or a woman with a big pussy/ pussy lips
Guy: My girlfriend got that real putty cat
by The hamburgerler January 20, 2019
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Bongo Cat

The very essence of exquisite music , you may think "oh ,but i like Drakeand blah blah blah " NO ONE CARES!
That would mean your clearly not an intellectual if Bongo Cat isnt your first musical choice .
Idiot:"Hey what music do u like?"
You an intellectual: " i like Bongo Cat"
by Shugabean May 11, 2020
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pappin cats

the act of shooting someone in the forehead. Resulted by combining capping and popping. Originating in Huntington, WV.
by thefort June 24, 2007
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