Delta Air Lines

Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.

Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

Tijuana Air Freshener

Farting inside of a room or small, enclosed space.

That guy ate too many bean burritos. He filled the bar with Tijuana Air Freshener. Man that dudes ass smells so bad!

by FUCK NUTT January 3, 2008

the air fryer effect

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.

“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023

Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

Kentland Air Raid

When a group of volunteer firemen stand around a table masturbating and ejaculate on a junior volunteer fireman who is laying on the table.

“Did you and Maine go to the tick house last night?”

“Yea it was awesome we did a Kentland Air Raid to Tommy”

by jpsutton July 15, 2022

Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017

Shinjuku Air Freshener

An act where a woman injects a man's scrotum with pine-sol

Man, that Becky girl was crazy, she tried to give me a Shinjuku Air Freshener

by Robotmieser May 7, 2019