Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.

by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 09, 2023

Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.

That Matthew is sneaky

by hey bye November 22, 2021

Matthew Incident

The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew

Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident

by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 05, 2024

matthew

Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man

"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"

by anonymous December 25, 2022

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024