Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.
Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025
Get the Morning Mug mug.A playful blend of morning and noon, used by late risers to greet the day after midday. It acknowledges waking up past noon while still claiming the freshness of “morning.” Lets others know to expect common morning behaviors in the afternoon. Can be used to poke a little fun at people who stay up too late.
"Good morningnoon, and where can a late riser get a cup of coffee this late in the day?"
“Don’t judge me, it’s morningnoon in my world.”
"Did you yawny morningnooners leave any midnight oil for the rest of us?"
“Don’t judge me, it’s morningnoon in my world.”
"Did you yawny morningnooners leave any midnight oil for the rest of us?"
by Lady Ivywood December 16, 2025
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The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".
*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.
by thapresident711 January 26, 2011
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Get the A morning weasley mug.S'moreing is while getting a blow job sitting down and you are about to cum, lift up and shart on her face, immediately after, cum on her face. Have a grahm cracker pre-staged, smash it up and throw it onto her face. After she recovers ask her if she wants s'more.
by Wally0861 December 15, 2012
Get the s'moreing mug.Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"
guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
by skaninja September 2, 2013
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