matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked

damn his penis was a matt baxter

by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019

Matt

Just an absolute loser. Nobody likes this guy.

I hate Matt. He’s such a loser.

by NoBody98 March 13, 2022

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron May 2, 2018

Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.

That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg

by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024

matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

matt chauncey

A badass muthafucka who will beat the shit outta anybody in douglas or anywhere and it dont matter if your a woman you will get your ass whooped too

He bro what happend to him matt chauncey whopped his ass bro

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020

Matt Ox

Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected

You know Matt Ox? Yeah He’s a god

by issddd November 23, 2021