by anonymous December 3, 2021
Get the mark deasy moment mug.The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.
A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.
Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.
The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.
Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.
The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.
"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"
Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.
Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"
Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.
Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
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Get the 30 minute mark mug.You are so annoyed or frustrated because you keep telling someone "no." that you don't feel like responding with a period and waste a fragment of a second, because they aren't worth it.
You have had to say "No." multiple times in response to a text so you you use no (without a punctuation mark) to show how annoyed you are
Them{wanna come over?}
You{No.}
T{Please?}
Y{"No." I said!}
T{pleeeeeeease???}
Y{No}
Them{wanna come over?}
You{No.}
T{Please?}
Y{"No." I said!}
T{pleeeeeeease???}
Y{No}
by seanieboy26 December 9, 2019
Get the No (without a punctuation mark) mug.Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021
Get the The Mark Yetter Scale mug.Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.
1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
by Savage20 October 6, 2021
Get the Alabama skid mark mug.The act of masturbating in the corner of someone's garage like an animal while there are other guys in the room.
Guy 1: hey did you hear?
Guy 2: Hear what?
Guy 1: Bill pulled a "Mark White(r)" in my garage the other night
Guy 2: dude that is sick!!
Guy 2: Hear what?
Guy 1: Bill pulled a "Mark White(r)" in my garage the other night
Guy 2: dude that is sick!!
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