Devious Oinkster’ Lick

Stealing “Oinkster’” pig key chains for little ass kids.

You: hey
Person: hi
You: Wanna hit a “Devious Oinkster’ Lick?”
Person: bet
You: Snatches pig keychain from little kid*
Person: 🙀💀
You: uh daddy 🐱👈👈👈👈

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Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

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A wet succulent kiss for four seconds.
A tease If ever there was.

It's our first goodbye , you can have a fourpenny lick.

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The candy was so sour it made her mouth water and she had to do a slick milli lick to keep from making a drooling mess.

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“Hitting a lick” or licking dick while hitting men from the back is a term used by men being with men

“Me and my 3 mates finna be hitting a lick tonightttt”

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To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

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