You'll figure it out
A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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A guy with literally the least personality that someone can have. He’s usually caught with his mouth open and a larger than shoulder width stance.Talking to a Josh is like listening to Cardi B, annoying and never on purpose. He’s probably off right now bragging about that one time he smoked weed or went fishing because that’s the only interesting thing in his life. Most josh’s aren’t taller than 6’1”
Hey, josh is just standing there, is he okay?
“yeah man he’s just empty, ya know, without a brain n all”
“yeah man he’s just empty, ya know, without a brain n all”
by pocketbitch May 12, 2020
Get the Josh mug.A guy who has a massive throbbing cock and he gets loads of pussy on the weekend. he is always having fun and getting it up then bum as joshes have a tendency to fuck their mates. however josh loves his food…
hey josh is a very cool fella
by poopy poop poop November 23, 2021
Get the Josh mug.Friend one: "Ugh.. he was Joshing me, the first this he did was bite my clit... it really hurt"
Friend two: "Ouch, that sucks man. Maybe he'll learn..?"
Friend one: :His braces caught my girl... I don't think I'll let him do it again."
Friend two: "Ouch, that sucks man. Maybe he'll learn..?"
Friend one: :His braces caught my girl... I don't think I'll let him do it again."
by DylanFloyd September 12, 2020
Get the Joshing mug.Josh is someone you can rely on, at any given time. If you wanna have sex after class, he's going to be there for you. He'll even bring birth control pills if you ask him to, but he prefers to go without them. He'll fuck you everywhere, he loves taking risks. It could be in an igloo on the north pole, next to a fat lion in the african jungle, in the supermarket while an old lady with a cat is watching, anywhere really.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh is the light of my life.
by IAmAlreadyTracer January 27, 2019
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