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Jungle Glizzy

Gorilla dick or a dick resembling that of a gorilla's.
"You see that dude in the showers?"
"Dude had a Jungle Glizzy"
by ICantStopShittin April 18, 2022
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Jungle-forest

When you're a monkey and surprised by a "hairy" woman. Some real degenerates uses it like a mating call.
- Geez, she's a real MILF
- I hope i would get lost in her jungle-forest
- Mate... you're awful
by Bookhanka May 5, 2022
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Janlexis

A type of boy who girls go crazy over. A total asshole too. He can't treat a girl properly for anything. If you're dating a Janlexis, good luck to you.
Person 1: "Damn, he can't keep a woman for shit.."
Person 2: "His name is Janlexis, of course he can't."
by suffering.dailyy June 10, 2022
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Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.
Jungle John only pulls 10s
by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022
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jungle plumb

Laquisha sayz we need some jungle plumbs for the family reunion.
by AltZiege June 28, 2022
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Jungle Joke

A joke that is barbaric in nature and lacks sophistication. These jokes originated in the jungle where the people rely on cruelty and mean-spirit actions with no punchline and essentially teasing another individual. Children often starts off with cruel jokes (jungle joke) but eventually matures and learns more sophisticated joking skills. Some adults may never evolve and continues to use jungle jokes as a means to be funny while other adults have graduated intellectually.
Misty only understood jungle jokes so she poured paint on Lisa’s dress. Misty laughed but Lisa and her peers saw this act as cruel. Misty did not know that jungle jokes are inappropriate in certain settings.
by Birdstheword July 5, 2022
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jungle justice

When one takes matters in their own hands
My friend was having problems getting his car back from a girlfriend. The car is in his name. He purchased the car. She stop paying the car note, and refused to give the car back. He said I just have to (go jungle justice) and get my car keys or car back…
by anonymous July 30, 2022
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