bunny-ear

someone who’s particularly interested in sticking a carrot in their ear for sexual pleasure

Friend- “oi bossman a tink she’d slap in bed

Me- “nah bruva heard the gyals a bunny-ear

by pullztrigger270 August 20, 2019

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Ear Moment

You know it when you hEAR it.

“I just got an A+ on my test.”
“That’s an Ear Moment!”

by toma__toe October 03, 2020

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ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

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Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022

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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 04, 2014

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