Off like Gobachev

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.

"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"

by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

On it like a tramp on chips

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else - As fast as a tramp would approach some disregarded chips

last night Fiona asked me if she could play my beef bugle.....i was on it like a tramp on chips

by Rifleman59 August 13, 2011

Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

i like men

i like men
hairy men
hott men
hayden box

i like men
wdym

HAyden box is what i mean

by Rickbitdhd November 17, 2021

Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

by diddy kong June 18, 2011

Like a pig in London

1.To feel out of place in a certain situation.

i) Socially Awkward

2. Lost, don't know where you are.

1. Chanice, aged 15, dressed head to toe in her favorite lime green lonsdale tracksuit walks into the popular yet expensive store Topshop. She says to her two month year old child Jordan, ' I feel like a pig in London'.

2. Whilst on their gap year Tarquin and Beatrice decide to travel to Africa. They accidently wander into the Somalian Desert, Tarquin says to Beatrice, 'gosh I feel like a pig in London'.

by Elliiiii December 21, 2010

If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009