Ptolemaic Hoe

1. A hoe that pertains to Ptolemy and his belief that Earth is the center of the universe
2. A self-centered hoe

Ugh she thinks the world revolves around her, she's such a Ptolemaic Hoe.

by garigasaw December 17, 2020

Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it look at her." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020

Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020

hoes be like

Used to describe the way a female does something or may even describe her personality (which doesn't exist)
Usually used to describe all females in general

hoes be like "hoes be like" but they the hoes that be like hoes be like.

by graces secret January 3, 2021

Adorable hoe

A hoe, but in a sweet, marvelous way. She's a badass bitch who knows to run her world but she's still somehow caring for the elite she considers as her friends. The best kind of hoe

Ulysse: She's badass like that, adorable hoe
Caitlin: Thanks sweetie, I rock my world 😘 ✨

by ULySse_ January 16, 2021

anime hoe

someone who starts a new anime immidiately after finishing one

-I need at least two days to emotionally recover after watching an anime
-O fr? I just start a new one immediately
-Anime hoe!

by mentoz February 3, 2021

Trader Hoe

An individual that has an unhealthy obsession with Trader Joe's.

Brook went to Trader Joe's four times this week, she's been a real trader hoe.

Sarah is a trader hoe, she only shops at Trader Joe's.

by traderhoe February 9, 2021