adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.
noun. Google-safety.
noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
Get the Google-safemug. I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
Get the Google Crusademug. Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Get the Googlemug. To be ogled by a gay person.
Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.
by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010
Get the googlemug. by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Search Google or type in a URLmug. Google News is a news aggregation service provided by Google that compiles and displays news articles and headlines from various sources on the internet. It uses algorithms to curate and organize news stories based on user preferences and interests.
"I rely on Google News to stay up-to-date with the latest headlines and news articles from a variety of sources.”
by Davellin September 25, 2023
Get the Google Newsmug. A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024
Get the Google, show me this guy's ballsmug.