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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?
Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.
Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.
Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.
Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.
Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014

(verb): to be looking for a bag of weed
(Adj): When someone is so dumb they have to google simple terms.
(Adj): When someone is so dumb they have to google simple terms.
by CockDeWood November 19, 2010

Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.
by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020

If someone calls you this, they think your the smartest, hottest person they have ever met. They are as smart as google.
by Ava. August 31, 2021

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...
- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'
- 'how the hell do know that?!'
- 'i google-ised it'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...
- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'
- 'how the hell do know that?!'
- 'i google-ised it'
by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.
Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
