google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat

my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation

by Monty Grail April 19, 2018

Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021

why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.

Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks

by Craziegirl June 17, 2020

google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

Google Nazi

Someone who claims and/or hounds someone because they claim someone else does not have the right to post what they consider a google-able or what they deem an "easily google-able question" to a certain platform before first googling or heavily googling the question beforehand.

Don't mind people all over reddit who constantly hound you about how you should have asked google something before asking reddit because they don't have the intelligence to realize sometimes people want answers from actual humans online instead of Google's algorithm. They're Google Nazis.

by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023