A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
Get the Ear Tamponmug. Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025
Get the Ear Sexual Assaultmug. Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine
by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022
Get the Pesto earsmug. The term Evil Ears refers to the ability for someone to understand and appreciate the genres of death metal and black metal as both genres feature harsh, distorted vocals. One can acquire this ability by listening to either genre on a regular basis. Time varies person to person on how long this may take.
by ScreamynDemon November 16, 2011
Get the Evil Earsmug. by foot of the club December 3, 2019
Get the low set earsmug. 
by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017
Get the drunk earsmug.