-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.
by Brittany and Danielle December 2, 2007
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by canadianguy May 7, 2008
Get the douche pile mug.A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
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Get the Douche Bitch mug.Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.
"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."
"What a douche berg."
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