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by guy on urbandictionary September 13, 2021
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram April 23, 2016
Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.
by Josheau the Bald November 12, 2019
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
by whateveryo91 July 19, 2009
The instant in which a person passing you on the road yells insults or profanities for the duration of time you can hear them.
Suzie (The Drive-By Shouting Initiator): Your cock-sucking bitch ass can go to hell! i hate you! Ass hole!
Mike: :O
Mike: :O
by RiotStarteR August 30, 2010
/ɡroʊθ draɪv/
A form of interaction bait usually done by hyper or fatfur artist where over a series of posts get likes, comments or donations to make a character grow or gain weight until a goal has been met or when the creator is tired.
A form of interaction bait usually done by hyper or fatfur artist where over a series of posts get likes, comments or donations to make a character grow or gain weight until a goal has been met or when the creator is tired.
by Scarfi June 30, 2024
Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position May 12, 2011