Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 15, 2015

crucial

A term used to describe any 90s memories of fashion/music/film/tv shows/food

"Do you remember when Top Of The Pops had the old crucial logo?"

by xnasaigorengx October 14, 2011

crucial

Good Marijuana or Hash, or THC products such as brownies, rice krispie squares, ice cream, cookies, anything that is or consists of the high grade mon

stoner 1: dude i got some fucking kill

stoner 2: oh really, hmm, you should let me have a scope sesh

stoner 1: ya dude its the crucial, pinch this nugget..

stoner 2: yea thats definately the croosh noosh, how about you gimme a bong hit?

by Hilarious Darius August 22, 2006

crunchy

it means terrible.

man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.

by tartycar February 7, 2009

crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

by Gutter Peezy January 23, 2008

crunch cake

kyra's best friend maddie;
maddie's best friend kyra;

heyy best friend!
or should i say, crunch cake!

by maddersss October 7, 2008

Crunchie

A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.

You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE

by Blicks July 8, 2011