st.colemans claremorris

Fun Fact: They Will never sing “12 hogan cups”
Connacht final runners up.

St.colemans claremorris? Who are ya ? Who are ya? Who are ya?

by Dugturk101 February 9, 2022

Pulling an Amy Clark

Explaining things truthfully, honestly, but harshly.

That woman was pulling an Amy Clark during the debate.

by Civilian journalists March 12, 2022

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

go full-Clare

to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping

Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"

Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"

Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"

by w1214569 May 19, 2023

The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

The Caitlin Clark

When you’re hitting it from behind and you blast so hard after you pull out , it hits the girl on the back of her head. Like from down town, like from half court.

This girl was backing it up on me I pulled out with the Caitlin Clark

by Travgary March 8, 2024

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024