cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 19, 2020

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

by Katiew567 August 19, 2013

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

cool cat

the coolest cat ever

"you see that cool cat"
"soo cool"

by TrapPharaohRogerBrown September 14, 2018

Siberian Cat

cats, but for dog people.

Or people with allergies.

"Boston isn't fat, he's just fluffy. No, seriously, he's a Siberian Cat."

by NekoNinja September 22, 2019

hera the cat

a small ferocious animal wants to sleep in a warm place always... kills for food and anyone that messes with her... if your cats name is hera it will be the softest warmest cat ever

hey dude whats your cats name
hera the cat
awe man can i spend the night

by dhoulmagus June 27, 2018

Bongo Cat

The very essence of exquisite music , you may think "oh ,but i like Drakeand blah blah blah " NO ONE CARES!
That would mean your clearly not an intellectual if Bongo Cat isnt your first musical choice .

Idiot:"Hey what music do u like?"
You an intellectual: " i like Bongo Cat"

by Shugabean May 11, 2020