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Portuguese Bread Twist 

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

Moldy Bread 

A bread that hasn't been on discord that they have started to mold.
Ruggy: Holy shit Moldy bread is back
Moldy Bread: Ya so what
Moldy Bread by TheBreadY December 28, 2018

Bread Up 

The act of eating fiber or starch(such as bread) before a drinking session in order to better control the buzz and not tip into a drunken state too quickly.
You ready for that concert today? Almost just need to bread up before we go.
Bread Up by ZeroDragonR3 January 18, 2019

Student bread 

The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.
Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes
Student bread by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

Man bread 

Have you ever pronounced naan bread like nan bread? And then did your friend mistake it for man bread? Well that happened to me, so here you go
Man bread by Aerda March 27, 2019
Jake: Hey, what's the meaning of the universe?
Me: Bread.
bread by NotStrangeAtAll April 11, 2019