horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.

Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.

by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016

hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth

Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket

by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017

Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 24, 2017

Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017

dick in a basket

Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.

Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?

by holy_guacamole_ November 9, 2017