purple bananas

(noun) A verbalization used at the end of video meetings to fill the dead air between the goodbyes and fumbling around to click the end-meeting button.

Bro1 Yo, that meeting was lame. I could barely stay awake.
Bro2 Yeah I was LOLing when Winthrop ended the board meeting by saying purple bananas.

Bro1 For sure, that was the best part. Who knew Winny was so gangsta!
Bro2 Nah. I think he just couldn't find where to click to end the meeting!

by TheBigSikh May 5, 2020

hannah banana

a simp.

is that hannah banana?

by test tickles June 4, 2020

banana scrub

the act of an Asian giving a hand job. when the male ejaculates she takes the cum and puts it on the sponge and washes herself with the cum sponge.

"yo dude m GF gave me a banana scrub last night"

by matt and ryan69 December 18, 2011

Banana Car

when someone has a small tent in their pants, and is a sama

I have a Banana Car! I will hide it with my asian hat!

by jfkjfjjbjkgrlsd December 27, 2011

Grumpy Banana

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

by Eff You Later August 14, 2011

Banana pancake

Have sex in the missionary position until your about to cum. Pull out then frog hop up to your partners face while holding their hands down with your legs. Cum in their face then slap them in the face with your cock while yelling “Banana Pancake!”

I’m going to “Banana pancake” that girl.

by Bm101585 November 29, 2021

banana smoker

a person who gets high off bananas by scraping off the insides and cooking them then somking them because they r 2 lazy 2 get some pot/or juss dosent do drugs but loves bananas

colter loves smoking bananas with me and kortni we are all banana smokers

by Homie Dude July 16, 2008