Beauty and the beast

When the left nut (the beauty) is shaved completely clean and the right nut (the beast) is COVERED in hair
When he went to the waxer he asked for the (beauty and the beast)
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Beauty and the beast

When you shave the dick clean so it’s smooth as fuck and the balls are buried in hair
When he pulled down his pants that shit was like the beauty and the beast
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Beauty and the beast

When something really good happens esp after you been working at it for awhile
You find your keys after looking for them for an hour

Your roommate: what are you looking for
You: my fucking keys are lost- oh here they are! Beauty and the beast!
by unohooyaudoitsunohoo May 11, 2024
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Epic Beast

To Be Beyond The Regular Term Of "Beast".
Like, MAJORLY Beast .
"Dude, Did You See That Snowboard Trick Sam Did Today?"

"Yeah ! Dude, That Was Epic Beast !"
by MissMelissaBabe April 19, 2010
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Mark of the beast

Forehead chapter 1st page and right hand page of bible hence the backmasking and not of this world being selfish
the mark of the beast is about jesus being lucifer hence the throne and never ending book N.I.b liminal choping and screw praise ozzy fuck jesus
by Mineowedwus September 19, 2023
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Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!
It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"
by WelshBanter June 01, 2022
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sacred beast

A sexual rank beast who lurks in alley ways and smells vunverability on young females (aged 11-12) who have just started pubity.

This "TERROR" of his (BOSS END)which lives among us maybe described as mythical, because this beast has only ever been seen once by the naked eye and there for sacred for the rest of humanity, however comes to life once every decade to bring pain and fear to the young females. The oduer which leaks from the pours of his peni is high in acidity and causes extreme "PINK EYE'' . This oder is so putrid it makes the smell of ''auschwitz''plesant.
by The Sacred Beast August 10, 2017
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