Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.

Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!

Asshole Standard Time by Krico April 26, 2010

asshole 

a guy (usually foreign/ Russian especially) that thinks it's cool to act cocky and call you things such as bitch, then try to get in your pants, and when you say no (because you don't know if they have some weird fucking foreign disease), kick you out of their house because he's not 'getting some.' These guys should be taken back to Russia where their perverted asses belong because we don't need these nasty fucks raising their dirty children here.

Russian: oh wait; so i totally just played it off like i was a nice guy and i wasn't just using you for sex.
American; uh duhh; you said Americans were bad; yu basically just raped me
Russian; whoops; my b. no i just wanna bang you; and i'll do anything to get wht i want
American; ASSHOLE

asshole by suckonthatyouasshole July 4, 2011

asshole 

your ex. boyfriend who goes and fucks other girls when your dating him.

god why the hell is he such an asshole

asshole by cupcakelover<3 July 8, 2011

Asshole 

A guy who will keep on facing the people he keeps disrespecting (and facing afterwards).

What an asshole, but we sure haven't called him a coward while we were around him yet...when are we gonna gonna be ready to actually say some of what we thinking about saying?

Asshole by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

mc asshole

someone who is acting like an asshole but you are calling the person out with some humore

He didnt buy me anything, what a mc asshole
Pass the control mc asshole

mc asshole by TF1 June 20, 2011

garbage bag asshole 

Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.

Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

garbage bag asshole by CapnCrouton May 4, 2004

Fondle your asshole 

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

Fondle your asshole by Mblue March 23, 2011