a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
by shaboobalaboopymang May 06, 2006
Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
by YouSeemMad January 21, 2011
by you are hella gay April 15, 2017
1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010
by Missy Bear November 17, 2010
Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
by Datgingerdude October 25, 2017
You: mike wheeler is the best character in stranger things.”
Me:you do not deserve to live, you were a mistake.”
Me:you do not deserve to live, you were a mistake.”
by Bobobbbibib June 01, 2022