Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.
by magicman911 March 29, 2022

Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023

The one and only true Billiot which hails from slidell.you may find a few of his descendants running around but their kinda like demons doin his bidding you'll know the true Brandon Billiot when you meet him. His smile will light up the Sun rays to heaven.
by Brandon Billiot January 4, 2025

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024

by Jacobsons October 19, 2018
