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Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
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brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.
well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer
by magicman911 March 29, 2022
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The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
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Brandon Billiot

The one and only true Billiot which hails from slidell.you may find a few of his descendants running around but their kinda like demons doin his bidding you'll know the true Brandon Billiot when you meet him. His smile will light up the Sun rays to heaven.
Damn Brandon Billiot done Fucked my bitch

Not again Brandon Billiot
by Brandon Billiot January 4, 2025
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Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024
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Brandon

A nice and usually timid guy that is very independent and has a large penis
"That Brandon guy is something!"
by Jacobsons October 19, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon vented bro
by zaddybro August 14, 2021
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