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Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
mugGet the Jerkmug.

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
mugGet the DodecaHE-Jerkmug.

Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.
“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”
by BDizzy January 29, 2024
mugGet the Jerked offmug.

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak
mugGet the jerk floatmug.

Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.
'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'
by Beadlover November 1, 2017
mugGet the Juicy Jerkmug.

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