you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

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how are you moving

A question asking what are your intentions

"How are you moving?"

by Colmcille January 06, 2024

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If you are reading this your gay as fuck

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If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022

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You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint

*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant

by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016

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