you got owned!

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.

could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"

enemy: shows arm around corner
me: pew pew
enemy: aaaaghauagau i am dead
me: you got owned!

by furryslayer2008 August 25, 2022

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

for you

made for YOU and your eyes only

Person 1 : Hey man, check out this tiktok! Person 2 :that tiktok was on your for you page, keep it to yourself

by starrflxwer August 26, 2022

Yea let me tell you

When your joking about a answer to a question but not actually serious about the answer

Yea let me tell you!

by Blackboyjb August 27, 2022

You Were Saying?

When you are telling a story while completely baked and forget mid story what you were talking about. You can simply say "You were saying?" which let's your friend know they can either remind you where you were, or they can start a new story with no worries.

Then MJ was like Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like........You were saying?

by anonymous August 29, 2022

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

I'm not fucking with you, get on the train

by Justsomeonewhoisalwaysinahurry August 30, 2022

run me everything on you

To rob someone, like a "show me your pockets".

X:"Hey lad, what's good?"
Y:"I am good, leave me alone please."
X:"Oh, i see you acting though, run me everything on you before i wet my man up!"

by RXRES August 30, 2022