two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

shrimp dick fuck nugget

What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.

Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.

by Onii-san October 13, 2015

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

National grab dick day

On April 12 after national grab ass day . Now it’s national grab dick day

Today is national grab dick day!!

by queenlizzieeee May 25, 2018

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by CumJuggler3000 September 24, 2019

taking dick from the back

Being able to sustain the male penis hitting it from the back at least in and out three times

I love taking dick from the back he hit it at least 3 times

by Taking dick October 7, 2017