Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

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1. a manservant or valet.
2. a vassal.
3. a group or person in a position of authority over others, such as a corporate employer or the police.
4. white people collectively regarded as the controlling group in society.
5. fortify the spirits or courage of.
6. used, irrespective of the sex of the person addressed, to express surprise, admiration, delight, etc., or for emphasis.

1. The wealthy gentleman always relied on his loyal put man to lay out his clothes and polish his shoes each morning.
2. In medieval times, a man was expected to serve his lord faithfully in exchange for protection and land.
3. "it was a vicarious way of powerless people being able to stick it to the Man"
4. "he urged that Black college athletes boycott the Man's Rose Bowl"
5. "he manned himself with dauntless air"
6. "man, what a show!"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

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