Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 7, 2022

allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.

“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”

by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023

Nigga shit

The act of violently shitting on a black mans forehead while getting fisted in the ass and cumming on someone’s balls

Ayo I saw nigga shit when I was passing Tyrones house

by Sand paper pussy November 9, 2020

G00GLE SHIT G00GLE

you gotta , just say it and remember the DEEP SECRET about G00GLE GOOGLE as they are SHIT and the 10^100 exponent is the unachievable in perception which is just the smokescreen of all of these ALIENS yes they are real including me , yes another PLAN IT.

OK, oh-oh, oh-oh , this might seem freaky BUTT if you like to EAT PHYSICAL HUMAN SHIT while getting it on, well, say G(00)HAUNTED G(00)HAUNTED , pronounced OOOOOOOUH OOOOOOOUH as (yes, TOVE LO (TW0 LU)...(T00 LU)...(T0 LU)... as plainly you SHITEATER'S who gross out most people , say 00H 00H and you have earned the G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as always falling in the SECOND 0 because the first 0 is the STARTING ASSH0LE 0PENING of yours and THE PARADISE you experience is embedded in ALIC(E) CONSTANDIN(A) (TITIS) for you SHITEATER'S while you use your HP LAPTOP to find your SHITFEEDER PARTNER and HP = HIDDEN PARTNER which is what SPECIAL SHIT will find it's way to your G00GLE SHIT G00GLE making love to and after a good STOMACH FUCKING FROM G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as just open your mouth and say 00H 00H PUKE and EAT THE P00 P00 EKEK= P00 P00 as a thorough 0H PHEW = FAGG0T'S.

HABITS (STAY HIGH) TOVE LO

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE May 16, 2022

Shit-high

The feeling of pleasure while holding in a poop.

"Stimulation of the nerve can give you the chills and drop your heart rate and blood pressure enough to cause you to feel lightheaded and super-relaxed." -Google

I'm not going to the bathroom cause I'm on a Shit-high right now

by Vzeionak September 17, 2022

shit giggler

a person who giggles while pooping

You: "Hey do you know a shit giggler?"
Me: "Yes, I am a shit giggler.."

by lickmehardinthesoupholeilikeu July 31, 2009

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024