lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

You know the move jotaro uses>

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

by saucy_savior February 1, 2021

good for you

Used when you don’t care about what someone is saying.

Person: I just went to the newest coffee shop in town!
Person 2: good for you but we don’t care.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 28, 2022

I love you

I want to fuck you or I want you to suck my dick.

WHEN A BOY TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU" HE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU
I love you Abigail.

he only wants to fuck Abi.

by .I.AM.A.WHORE. December 11, 2022

You

You're an amazing person that deserves everything. I love you!!!!

I LOVE YOU!

by urfavg2rl December 21, 2021

I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days

Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!

by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024