skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou May 20, 2018
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your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!
Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!
by Daria's jokes May 21, 2022
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your a mess

Kelsea,your a mess!😂
by Sally123❤️ January 31, 2018
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
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Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.
If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...

"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"

Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".
by JRBIV January 01, 2022
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to save your sinking Titanic

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.
mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?
by Sexydimma August 20, 2012
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Date your crush for a week

Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day
by Bananaboo315 December 11, 2019
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