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William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
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Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
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When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
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When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
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“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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