shit

1. A expression used to show the ending of a satisfactory sentence, mainly among women.
2. The brown log that comes out of your ass after a Chipotle date.
3. Something you won't be to your ex.

1. "His dick was hella long, but he was ugly. Shit.
2. "Nigga, hol' up. I gotta take a shit."
3. "Me and James broke tf up. He ain't shit!

by lowkey_definitionz October 23, 2017

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

hollywood shit

Hollywood shit,

The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.

Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed

by BobbSmith April 19, 2018

good shit

What he gives to Ariana Grande everyday

He giving me that good shit, that make me not quit, that good shit.

by Iady -gaga May 15, 2017

Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.

David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend

by herpeez May 22, 2017

noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017