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bump-a-claud [fuck]

in da carridean it means fuck so don't got sayin this to people in da carribean they'll wope ya ass.
cause: yo momma is a silly bump-a-claud.
effect: yo ass get beat down
by nick January 12, 2004
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Fuck Your Couch

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008
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given the ass-fuck

working my ass off; busy with the A hole

to say someone is busy
Dude 1: Hey, let's go to the next Laker's game.

Dude 2: Can't, I've been given the ass-fuck by my boss lately.
by igna April 29, 2007
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Fuck a doodle doo

A term meaning "Oh my!". More interesting than saying "Oh shit!"
"Oh fuck a doodle doo, it's time for me to go home!" or "Fuck a doodle doo, I'm tired today."
by binkyboo January 20, 2005
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Five Finger Fuck

When 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. When the first male is done, he removes the finger and passes the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. When all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger fucked a girl.

Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.

And there's some twists...

-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Bill from work: Hey Tim, what'd you do this weekend? I bet you and your friends didn't get any pussy as usual.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.

Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.

Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
by maximus2149 December 9, 2009
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Obnoxious Irish Fuck

An Irish person who expresses pride in his or her Irish heritage, or who is otherwise exhibiting clear and unique Irish traits.
All the obnoxious Irish fucks come out in force on St. Patrick’s day
by Daniel O'leary January 3, 2008
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jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.
(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"
by Char H January 29, 2006
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