Shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!

FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015

strawberry floppy-donkey-dick

the excessively large penis generally used in a strawberry shortcock.

"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."

by Paul SN November 27, 2007

8 dicks 1 girl

when a girl is getting fucked by two guys up the vagina, two guys up the ass, two guys titty fucking her & shes giving two guys a blow job-ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

THIS IS HARDCORE SEX RIGHT HERE.

ENJOY!;DD

Oh my god, last night i had 8 dicks 1 girl. It was the best thing ever.

by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

by PurpleStarr November 6, 2017

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

by Jojo92 December 15, 2011

Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)

A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.

Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).

MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!

Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!

Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"

by yourslut February 28, 2011

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021