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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.
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give it up like lent

A way to tell your friends you are giving something up. Able to be used even by the most heathen of us all.
Nathan: So are you going to go exercise today?
Jasmine: Hellz no, I gave that shit up like Lent!

or:

Jasmine: I love to obsessively tweet my friends, but when I'm backpacking, I'll have to give it up like Lent!
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All da way turnt up

Something or sombody that's is was or has been or will be cool, sad, bad, good.
That's all da way turnt up, this party is all da way turnt up, your dad is all da way turnt up, I had a dog that was all da way turnt up,
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shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.
Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro
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Hogs, Hoggin it up in the Hog Stall

A group of people who choose to fornicate in a public bathroom. Usually some kind of drug is involved. This group of people tend to gravitate towards handicapped stalls where there is plenty of room for them to roll around. It tends to always violate the civil Rights of the poor,lonely, urinating guy that uses the restroom for it's intended purpose. These Hogs are very clever in the art of deception. They tend to be found at live concerts in places like the CBC club. They snort Hogwash to thier friends about people they don't like. Giving the poor vicitm no chance at meeting new friends.

Used in a sentence:. Could you throw some Hogwash on these Hogs Hoggin it up in the Hogstall?
Hogs, Hoggin it up in the Hog Stall is defined as two rude, gross individuals who have a questionable amount of

civil class.
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Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
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Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off
Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper
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